1. free-batch-lover:

    kyliesparks27:

    pjcalamity:

    landscapesclothesandfootball:

    doctorcakeray:

    fannishminded:

    harry2016:

    HOLY TRINITY 

    MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.

    I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.

    Aussies may have Tim Tams.

    EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.

    USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

    Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.

    That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.

    You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.

    And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.

    Yeah.

    Those thin mints.

    The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.

    The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.

    Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.

    It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.

    The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.

    PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.

    AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT

    This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen

    As a lifelong Girl Scout I fully approve of this post.

    (Source: hotsenator, via madamisahumourist)

     
  2. wanderlusteurope:

    Ilulissat, Greenland

    (via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

     
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  4. #seth is me

    (Source: lohganecholls, via isaaclahey)

     

  5. ificouldbeheard:

    vanehwasreal:

    vanehwasreal:

    i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

    this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

    I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.

    (via daceymormont)

     
  6. MAKE ME CHOOSE
    Anonymous asked : okay Donna Noble or Amy Pond :)

    (Source: badwollf, via skylinesandmilestones)

     
  7. hiddenlex:

    Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.

    Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.” 

    (via tyleroakley)

     
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  9. Brooklyn Nine-Nine cast on instagram

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